即炒

有個幾熟o既同事今日俾人即炒，我就無啦啦俾人擺上檯...

話說，經過長達半年不停催大老細，聖誕後終於confirm請多個人幫我手，我到時真係變IT打雜。

好o勒，咁我前日寫o左o的requirement俾上佢，因為我呢邊無head count，o係第二個dept.拎佢個head count過o黎，咁個requirement俾o左去o個個dept head到，o個個dept. head就係全場最乞人憎o個個o勒！

o個個PK dept. head就趁擒日大老細同我呀head出去見客o個時就夾硬推一個女同事過o黎interview，話好合適喎，其實我同呢個女同事都幾熟，我之前已經有風聲話俾佢知唔可能個PK head會推佢過o黎，因為積怨好深(基本上個PK head同佢o的同事個個都有積怨！)果然不出所料！

擒日我都精，推到落今日下午先interview，方便夾口供，點解我唔要呢位女同事呢，先睇睇我reqirement:

Responsibilities

Data Printing and data management

Requirement:

1. F.5 or F.7
2. Knowledge in Microsoft Office is a MUST
3. Experience in Microsoft Access Database is a plus
4. Detail oriented, careful.
5. Able to work independent and under pressure

好似一般clerk要o既o野，但其實需要大量體力勞動，一print親都過萬張紙，即係五六盒紙(唔係五六包！)，試問一個女仔點handle?男仔都叫救命啦！仲要搬出搬入喎，話有車仔推o者，咁但係printer去車仔都要力o架，我真係想請個人想幫我手...
而且我要佢識mail merge，但佢真係唔識喎。

好，interview就做場大戲，同時度好點覆個PK head，咁我三點幾就出email reject個application，原因我咁寫:
"After interview with XXXX, she have sound knowledge of Microsoft Office, but not enough to my requirement. So....."

五點半左右個head就炒鬼佢，未知咩理由，應該都係o的莫須有o既理由，我就擺o左上檯，好似連我都唔要佢，所以要炒佢，呢個PK head都夠絕，佢以後一定無好日子過。